I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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Exam .... what a stressfull word.....

Wonder why....Wonder how.. those 4 letters could make u growl.... I wonder....!!
They say Familiarity breeds contempt. Would that be so....

From Yell(L) KG to Ooo(U)KG, right through those golden years of yore, into adolescence & adult(Robin) hood, the 4 letters keep pace, following u'r every move... keeping track of all that wasted time; be it playing around, getting drunk, courting,... as diligently as the Hutch Puggy would.
Try to outwit it; & ghosh ... it mutilates your score card.....
Try to bunk it; & society for no better reason; throws u into the dungeon.....
Some have even tried the technique of " To Win Some, you need to loose some"... failure in exams; have always had a detrimental effect on the most genial of souls....

King Cliff was one lucky soul to have sung the song....
"We’re all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.

We’re going where the sun shines brightly.
We’re going where the sea is blue.
We’ve seen it in the movies.
Now let’s see if it’s true.

Everybody has a summer holiday
Doing things they always wanted to.
So we’re going on a summer holiday
To make our dreams come true
For me and you."

Summer Holiday.... sounds like a relic as precious as space dust. Summer are meant for Suresh Dani Classes, Agarwall Classes, Brilliant tutorials & many more... not to mention the space age names like Career Launcher, IMS, or whatever.... talking of names, why no Zaphod Beeblebrox Patshala or Venus'n'Veronica's Tutorials or a PlayboyPlaystation... atleast, there should be some motivation to enter the premises of these hollowed institutions....
Hey,.but that's not, what I was trying to convey..... The 4 letters whom i intend to nickname HYDRA- The BigBULLY ( see latest snapshoot of Hydra) for reasons I cant fathom, has already spread its tentacles. Just like the carnivourous pplant HYDRA, this chap keep luring unsuspecting souls into its Honey trap. At this juncture, I am tempted to give it some feminine attributes; considering its abilities to lure wide eyed boys.. More research needs to be done & also the feminists voice needs to be pacified..More on that later....

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So, where were we...Hydra has managed to wreck havoc with the productive lifecycle of a homo sapien. But surprisingly nobody seems to be complaining.... Nuclear, Narmada, Rabri's & Dubya seem to be grabbing world attention...... Even after all these years, with no sight of reforms being applied to reign in the wily old Control Freak called HYDRA, she still manages to torment me.

Only if she could present her physical self, I would be fighting a public interest litigation against her for causing general Amnesia, Dark Circle, Alopecia (loss of hair), & many more of such ghastly disorders..... Huhh.. got myself worked up .... what else to do...

Economics, the most philosophical of subjects got marauded under the spell of...whoe else but Hypnotic Hydra... the DEeeepp Daark Circles... as mysterious as they might sound, occupying the contours of my gentle face...share a tale of struggle, perseverance, endless cups of chai & tummy ache... ( blame it on the chai... n acidity n gas...n .... hunger)..Some say, hunger makes the head muscles work more efficiently... I must agree to this Prognosis.. there definitely is some truth in it..

But all said... the Hydra babe does manage to make an impact on the object of her desire..in this case, it is yours truly......
All those Eco concepts which never made sense; rather was never given an opportunity to do so, has in the twinking of an eye, become so very easy.. ( i hope, i am not shooting my mouth off.... the results are still awaited...) Once u r numbed to the point of insanity by the hyddish scent of Hydra, the late nights, candle lights, ..etc tend to make the grey cells more efficient,Centeris Paribus( as per Eco..everything else assumed to be constant).

With increased efficiency, the marginal utility of each & every moment spent worshipping the books have a +ve effect on the general psyche... However such benefits are rather short lived.... Even before u have managed to take a breather for a job well done, Horny Hydra is back to her dirty tricks....

I guess, this is where i need to say Adeau... for by now, you have been infected by the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility... Anymore, & u might just start cursing me....

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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